Monday, March 07, 2011

.: Chevy Volt

That's right. At the rate sales are plummeting, ZERO Chevy Volts will be sold in September...


  • “If you have friends push it around while making vroom vroom noises, it’s a lot like driving a car.”
  • “So frustrating to use it will make you do the greenest thing at all: Kill yourself.”
  • “Hopefully in being green it’s the thought that counts.”
  • “Get America out of unnecessary wars and into unnecessary cars!”
  • “The electric car that will make you want to defile Benjamin Franklin’s grave.”
  • “A great backup in case your kid’s Power Wheel gets a flat.”
  • “We don’t need to sell you on, because you’re already paying for it as a taxpayer.”
  • “Why pollute around you with exhaust when you can pollute far away with coal?”
  • “Are we winning the future yet?”
  • “Built by the government, so making fun of it is treason and punishable by death.”
  • “Sold at a loss… to everyone.”
  • “If you don’t buy one, don’t be surprised if you get audited.”


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